Interviewer: Since you’ve stopped making art, how do you spend your time?Paul Chan Breathers: Oh, I’m a breather. I’m a respirateur. Isn’t that enough?
I cannot create a ninja with the feat Exotic Weapon Proficiency- Waffle Iron.
Self: Meltrans are already culture shocked, except their response is to squeal like high school girls at a boy band concert and discharge energy weapons in random directions.Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.
Doesn't EWP- Cast Iron Cookware cover that?
I can not reclassify my failing merc unit as a non profit orgainization for a tax break.
I'm not allowed to buy stock in a company, then launch raids of their rivals in order to increase the value of my shares.
Um, why NOT??? That's what I'd do...
Reality and Battletech go hand in hand like a drug induced hallucination and engineering a fusion reactor ;-)
It's called "Stock Manipulation"...the ISSE looks down heavily on that...
I can not buy stock in a company, then launch raid on them to decrase the value of shares, in an attempt to stage a hostile takeover.
I can not assassinate someone by disguising myself as a maid and slipping them a pillow with a vorpal enchantment.