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Notsonoble

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Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« on: 25 January 2011, 23:15:37 »
And other things you shouldn't do after the great crash of 2011.

Let the Madness Continue!
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Self:  Meltrans are already culture shocked, except their response is to squeal like high school girls at a boy band concert and discharge energy weapons in random directions.
Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
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And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.

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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #1 on: 25 January 2011, 23:16:37 »
I am not allowed to taunt the Wombat.
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #2 on: 25 January 2011, 23:25:41 »
...or poke, bite, swindle, pet it's fur the wrong way, invite it out for sushi without a rubber coat, or pour sweet tea in it's armpits (after midnight).   ;)
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #3 on: 25 January 2011, 23:38:05 »
Crash the Battletech forums!
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #4 on: 25 January 2011, 23:40:45 »
Quote from: Klep on 25 January 2011, 23:38:05
Crash the Battletech forums!
Yeah, I'd really hate to see Wombats 40+ posts go to waste tonight.
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Self:  Meltrans are already culture shocked, except their response is to squeal like high school girls at a boy band concert and discharge energy weapons in random directions.
Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
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And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.

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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #5 on: 25 January 2011, 23:43:23 »
Never a waste if your having a good time, right? I've got my tea right hear, some Roxette playing in the background, and a killer epsom salt foot bath going on. I'm good!
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #6 on: 25 January 2011, 23:59:52 »
I don't see this ending well at all...

...I cannot bludgeon my employer to death after he actually accepts my proposal for a clip-fed machine gun in a modern warfare situation...
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #7 on: 26 January 2011, 00:05:04 »
Quote from: Falchion on 25 January 2011, 23:59:52
I don't see this ending well at all...
Does anyone?
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...I cannot bludgeon my employer to death after he actually accepts my proposal for a clip-fed machine gun in a modern warfare situation...
Awu... pewy...
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Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
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And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.

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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #8 on: 26 January 2011, 00:07:14 »
Quote from: Notsonoble on 25 January 2011, 23:15:37
.... things you shouldn't do after the great crash of 2011.

i will refrain from the rampant use of blue paint for a long time to come.

seriously. i an SOOOOO tired of painting with blue..
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #9 on: 26 January 2011, 00:14:15 »
Introducing my Avatar as a character in a d20 future game... good
Having her attempt to collect on a bounty on the PCs... bad
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Self:  Meltrans are already culture shocked, except their response is to squeal like high school girls at a boy band concert and discharge energy weapons in random directions.
Weirdo: Sounds like the proper reaction to a Macross Cannon to me.
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And of course if even a single Constitution had shown up onscreen for even a single second, you would have been able to hear the mass squeeing from orbit.

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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #10 on: 26 January 2011, 00:16:14 »
I cannot pack three pounds of candy for a three-hour march.
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #11 on: 26 January 2011, 00:25:09 »
I must stop using spent casings as earplugs...
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #12 on: 26 January 2011, 00:50:07 »
"And now ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty" is not a plus modifier to hit against my enemies.
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #13 on: 26 January 2011, 01:15:39 »
Declare myself God Emperor of the New Forums, for at least 48 hours
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« Reply #14 on: 26 January 2011, 02:28:07 »
i will refrain from further use of large heavy objects as a teaching aide.
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #15 on: 26 January 2011, 02:40:39 »
I will not always give my players bad intel. I mean, even a blind monkey finds a banana every now and then, right?
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #16 on: 26 January 2011, 03:14:42 »
I will refrain from using my changed username to intentionally confuse people about my identity.

Or maybe I will.  Haven't seen how funny it would be yet.
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #17 on: 26 January 2011, 06:38:02 »

I will not give Falchion ideas on how to create even more mayhem on the Forums...

...on second thought, scratch that. It's too fun watching Fachion trash this place.  }:)

Also, Falch, you're officially an NPC in an ATOW game I'm running.   O0
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #18 on: 26 January 2011, 07:46:06 »
Quote from: Falchion on 25 January 2011, 23:59:52
...I cannot bludgeon my employer to death after he actually accepts my proposal for a clip-fed machine gun in a modern warfare situation...
...you know, the magazine-clip difference suddenly rears its ugly head and, terminology applied correctly, makes that concept even worse than a Chauchat.

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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #19 on: 26 January 2011, 08:29:30 »
[A small periscope rises up from the floor and gives Tycross a single ping....one ping only.]
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #20 on: 26 January 2011, 10:04:15 »
The proper mix of live and blanks during a training exercise is one in seven, not six in seven.
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #21 on: 26 January 2011, 12:41:09 »
Quote from: Falchion on 26 January 2011, 00:25:09
I must stop using spent casings as earplugs...

But using unspent casings could lead to hearing loss and other things...... ;)

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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #22 on: 26 January 2011, 13:15:46 »
I will stop using overly fratricidal COs as commander NPCs...
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #23 on: 26 January 2011, 14:25:54 »
I can no longer use the ruleset that causes PTSD...
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #24 on: 26 January 2011, 14:27:02 »
But the one that causes shellshock is still perfectly useable. O0
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #25 on: 26 January 2011, 14:27:55 »
I cannot base a mission on the Carentan missions from Company of Heroes...
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #26 on: 26 January 2011, 15:16:45 »
Quote from: Falchion on 26 January 2011, 14:27:55
I cannot base a mission on the Carentan missions from Company of Heroes...

Or base a mission on looking inside Wombat's closet...... [AAAH] [AAAH] [metalhealth]

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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #27 on: 26 January 2011, 15:21:18 »
No longer allowed to see what the Master would do for a Klondike bar!
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #28 on: 26 January 2011, 15:43:04 »
[Wombat seems to have on a pink tu-tu along with a hat made out of Myndo Waterly's head.]

"Can I have the Klondike bar now please?"
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Re: Don't Let Falchion Have Control of the Message Boards...
« Reply #29 on: 26 January 2011, 15:49:27 »
*tosses it to her*

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