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The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #180 on: 16 February 2013, 13:11:41 »
la la la la la la la la la la la Whoah! Hey! I'm derptastic! Should be made in plastic Every ep, everyday, always You'll be lookin at the screen derp-watchin (uhhh huh!) Grown men fork over dollars I make em go "Daaaaw..." Blonde-haired horse Bubbles! Yay! Cross-eyed, thinkin... III ... forgot what to say (farts) Derp eyes, better watch it! Muffins in my pocket! Like don't hate on my medical condition! It's possible that I'm just kiddin! (for real...) I spazz out and then Drop it like its hot again! Mail bag packed! Letters are my life On the mail route I'm off, my friend! Love my mail car! Cruisin' down the highway On the left side Hey!!! They're goin the wrong way!!! I'm the most dingy horse in town You know I'm gonna... Derp it up, derp it up, da, da, da, derp it Feelin wild eyed Like a zombie Only thinkin' muffin Instead of raw meat! (eww) Would you still ride this horse around? You know I'm gonna... Derp it up, derp it up, da, da, da, derp it Hey! Let's all derp and go insane! I got butter hooves Do you wanna play a little game? Bubbles are fun! And I like to blow! Watch it! Swat it! Stop it! Pop it! Doesn't take much to distract Airhead wants her muffin back! I done ate it up and it's gone! How wack! Guess next time I'll get a thousand pack! (grrrr.....) No M'aam! English ...
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MoparMessiah

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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #181 on: 16 February 2013, 14:38:17 »
OK - my hand is tingling from pulling weeds
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #182 on: 17 February 2013, 00:52:30 »
That ain't good.  You wear gloves when you do that?
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The Mighty ACHOO

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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #183 on: 17 February 2013, 00:59:27 »
When pulling weeds you gotta use the proper equipment and wear the correct safety gear.

Of course if you gotta lotta weeds you gotta getta betta method.  O0
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MoparMessiah

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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #184 on: 17 February 2013, 15:14:37 »
Quote from: ClarkeMarek on 17 February 2013, 00:52:30
That ain't good.  You wear gloves when you do that?

No I wasn't  :(

Now I got red spots on my hand
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #185 on: 17 February 2013, 23:13:36 »
Quote from: MoparMessiah on 17 February 2013, 15:14:37
No I wasn't  :(

Now I got red spots on my hand

Sorry to hear.   :(  That's one of the reasons I was always told to wear gloves when I pick weeds.  Course, I haven't picked weeds in a quarter century, so... :D
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #186 on: 17 February 2013, 23:30:02 »
*Pokes head in, feels what little sanity has left oozing away and decides everyone deserves a boot to the head!*
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #187 on: 18 February 2013, 00:13:33 »
Quote from: YingJanshi on 17 February 2013, 23:30:02
*Pokes head in, feels what little sanity has left oozing away and decides everyone deserves a boot to the head!*

And one for Jenny and her wimpy husband Hank! }:)
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #188 on: 18 February 2013, 09:45:32 »
And no better use of boots there never ever was!
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #189 on: 18 February 2013, 12:07:49 »
Should I quit drinking soda (pop for you easterners)?
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #190 on: 18 February 2013, 16:49:24 »
Only if you can't keep it out of your keyboard...
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #191 on: 18 February 2013, 18:09:41 »
Hey! I got this great deal from this used 'Mech salesman out in Port Krin!

Its a forty ton 'Mech from the FWL. Only been used for parade duty. No actual combat duties. I only paid a fifth of what it was worth! And he even threw in 5 tons of free Inferno ammo too!
I think he called it a Liberator. 'Course I don't really know any of these new-fangled designs they keep coming up with. It was great buy!

He also has a Goliath LAM for sale. It looks like quite a beauty, those wings on the back are quite graceful!
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #192 on: 19 February 2013, 21:19:18 »
Never trust a used mech salesman
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #193 on: 25 February 2013, 13:31:48 »
Because used mech salesmen can't be cut?
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #194 on: 25 February 2013, 19:05:40 »
Personally I go for the new salesman.........they don't know what they are doing yet.
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ClarkeMarek

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« Reply #195 on: 25 February 2013, 19:16:04 »
Hey, guys, I'm missing my parade mech.  It was a 40 tonner, decked out in FWL parade colors.  Had it parked near a Goliath LAM.
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #196 on: 25 February 2013, 19:47:12 »
Quote from: ClarkeMarek on 25 February 2013, 19:16:04
Hey, guys, I'm missing my parade mech.  It was a 40 tonner, decked out in FWL parade colors.  Had it parked near a Goliath LAM.

Will sell it back for 500k c-bills. Sorry, keeping the cooling system...need it for my Nova Prime.
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« Reply #197 on: 25 February 2013, 20:36:36 »
Quote from: YingJanshi on 25 February 2013, 19:47:12
Will sell it back for 500k c-bills. Sorry, keeping the cooling system...need it for my Nova Prime.

How dare you!!!! >:(  That cooling system is worth way more than the mech. :P
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #198 on: 25 February 2013, 20:46:29 »
But...I needs it...my poor Nova...
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #199 on: 25 February 2013, 21:42:43 »
I prefer the heat
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« Reply #200 on: 25 February 2013, 22:23:20 »
Quote from: YingJanshi on 25 February 2013, 20:46:29
But...I needs it...my poor Nova...

Real men pilot Awesomes!!!!! O0
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #201 on: 27 February 2013, 14:43:35 »
Real women pilot Warhawks! Put 'em together and Awesome Warhawks!!! Can you imagine their children?!!? They must be Hellstars!
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #202 on: 27 February 2013, 20:44:55 »
Really crazy men pilot Locusts!
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #203 on: 27 February 2013, 21:09:10 »
Quote from: The Mighty ACHOO on 27 February 2013, 20:44:55
Really crazy men pilot Locusts!

The moral of this story is that Cyborgs can pilot wacky fast mechs really good. Got a flame handy? * Points to the popular greasepit known as Achoo's Burgeworld where a Mopar greasemonkey is tuning his car and a fuzzy blue creature is asleep in the saladbar, again. *

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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #204 on: 27 February 2013, 21:37:20 »
Nice  O0
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #205 on: 27 February 2013, 21:43:36 »
Quote from: truetanker on 27 February 2013, 21:09:10
The moral of this story is that Cyborgs can pilot wacky fast mechs really good. Got a flame handy? * Points to the popular greasepit known as Achoo's Burgeworld where a Mopar greasemonkey is tuning his car and a fuzzy blue creature is asleep in the saladbar, again. *

TT

No, but I have an Ignis I can let you borrow...
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #206 on: 27 February 2013, 21:45:19 »
whatever it is we can fix it for you
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #207 on: 27 February 2013, 21:47:39 »
The Black Cats are after you if you did not get the inside joke, Ying.

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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #208 on: 28 February 2013, 21:19:12 »
Ying?  Yang?  No I don't get it  :P
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Re: INSANITY
« Reply #209 on: 28 February 2013, 23:01:07 »
CityTech.... the one with the Stalker walking out of the building unto the freeway with the tanks on it.

Talks about the Black Cats and grease fires....

TT

PS: Yer old if you know this info...  O:-)
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