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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #390 on: 10 May 2017, 18:20:33 »
Are you in Bellevue, Washington?

I'm about 15 minutes away in Seattle.

Smells like a Pantless Tabletop pick me up game!

Winner gets the pants!

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #391 on: 10 May 2017, 21:03:08 »
Smells like a Pantless Tabletop pick me up game!

Winner gets the pants!

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EWWWWW!!!! :o  You don't want Clang's pants.  Those things haven't been washed since 1997. :o
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #392 on: 11 May 2017, 06:09:57 »
EWWWWW!!!! :o  You don't want Clang's pants.  Those things haven't been washed since 1997. :o
How do you know this, Mr.Clarke??  :-X
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #393 on: 11 May 2017, 13:26:29 »
How do you know this, Mr.Clarke??  :-X

He has Clang send him a sent swab of his pants so he can smell them 

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #394 on: 12 May 2017, 00:10:00 »
He has Clang send him a sent swab of his pants so he can smell them

My nose hasn't been the same since. :(
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #395 on: 12 May 2017, 00:13:19 »

I think I need a lawyer before I answer any questions.  O:-)
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #396 on: 12 May 2017, 01:10:14 »
I think I need a lawyer before I answer any questions.  O:-)

That's not all you need.... :D
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #397 on: 12 May 2017, 14:12:22 »
That's not all you need.... :D


I had my CPU replaced last century.
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #398 on: 12 May 2017, 14:28:20 »
A lawyer you say?

How about HikageMaru?  He's a great start... O0

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #399 on: 14 May 2017, 11:18:00 »


I had my CPU replaced last century.

I haven't bought a computer since 1993

No joke  O0

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #400 on: 14 May 2017, 11:31:19 »
So you use a dail up modem with AOL?
  :D

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TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #401 on: 14 May 2017, 12:38:03 »
So you use a dail up modem with AOL?
  :D

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He's probably given computers for his work.
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #402 on: 14 May 2017, 14:01:14 »
Sends Mopar his personal address for a possible free computer!

Hi!

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
Nav_Alpha: That THING... that is horrid
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #403 on: 14 May 2017, 16:28:14 »
Properly a Commodore 64 with  5600 dialup modem.
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #404 on: 14 May 2017, 17:59:59 »
I got me some 9 inch Floppies with Apple Cider Spider, Breakout and my personal fav., Koronis Rift.

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That is, if true tanker doesn't beat me to it. He makes truly evil units.Col.Hengist on 31 May 2013
TT, we know you are the master of nasty  O0 ~ Fletch on 22 June 2013
If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
Me: Would you rather fight my Epithymía Thanátou from the Whispers of Blake?
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #405 on: 15 May 2017, 00:37:50 »
Properly a Commodore 64 with  5600 dialup modem.

Hah!  I got you beat!  I'm wireless!  With a...kpc 3 TNC router and an htx 202 HT that does a whopping...1200 baud! :)
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #406 on: 15 May 2017, 17:37:47 »
Sends Mopar his personal address for a possible free computer!

Hi!

TT

LOL

I have actually sent CBT members free computers. 

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #407 on: 16 May 2017, 07:18:29 »
LOL

I have actually sent CBT members free computers.
:o :o :o
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If I'm attacking you, conventional wisom says to bring 3x your force.  I want extra insurance, so I'll bring 4 for every 1 of what you have :D ~ Tai Dai Cultist on 21 April 2016
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #408 on: 16 May 2017, 15:01:22 »
Well, somebody had to! All I can do is ask them if they want a WalMart cord so that they can purchase one.
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #409 on: 16 May 2017, 16:42:09 »
:o :o :o
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #410 on: 17 May 2017, 00:10:35 »
LOL

I have actually sent CBT members free computers.


What?!?

***Clang throws out 3 laptops, 1 chromebook, a Kindle, 2 tablets and 4 cell phones.***

We have no computers at my place MM.

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #411 on: 17 May 2017, 06:01:50 »
*notices that hand reaches out of Clangador's mailbox and raising it's index finger swishing with echoing - Uh-uh*

CBT don't exist anymore, this is bg.battletech community!
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #412 on: 17 May 2017, 13:47:08 »
CBT doesn't exist anymore? 

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #413 on: 17 May 2017, 14:22:56 »
So it's BTC....

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #414 on: 17 May 2017, 14:33:55 »
BattleTech Classic?

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #415 on: 17 May 2017, 15:42:45 »
*punts "Classic" out the window breaking the glass and setting off some Mech Alarm*

We ain't Classic anything.  That was when MWDA was around and was used tell people "classic" was the original.
There only now the one any only, Battletech!  O0
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #416 on: 17 May 2017, 17:02:53 »
*punts "Classic" out the window breaking the glass and setting off some Mech Alarm*

We ain't Classic anything.  That was when MWDA was around and was used tell people "classic" was the original.
There only now the one any only, Battletech!  O0

Nice - It's like 1986 all over again  :D

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #417 on: 17 May 2017, 17:06:17 »
Nice - It's like 1986 all over again  :D

Hey I kinda liked playing BT when it was all post apocalyptic dark age water wars.
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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #418 on: 17 May 2017, 17:10:11 »
Hey I kinda liked playing BT when it was all post apocalyptic dark age water wars.

You watched "Waterworld" one too many times

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Re: Mopar the Messiah the Thread...
« Reply #419 on: 17 May 2017, 19:58:15 »
You watched "Waterworld" one too many times

I also saw that Waterworld show at Disney California Adventure that year I dropped by your place for a night on the way thru Sacramento.  :D
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