Part XXIII - Section 2 of 2----------
Not having her own key yet Philomena had to knock on the apartment door to be let in when she got home and her father did so. "Mom's still at some meeting" Ian Johanson told his adopted daughter.
"When isn't she, either here or back home?" Philomena replied rhetorically, hanging up her coat on the rack near the door as her father closed it again. At least it was toasty warm inside the apartment, in a place that had cheap fusion power generation and bountiful geothermal energy nobody worried about turning up the thermostat, electricity was practically too cheap to be worth metering.
"How was your first day at school?" Ian asked.
"Pretty good, only got asked if it was true that I could entice sailors to crash onto rocks by singing twice" Philomena replied sardonically.
Ian Johanson laughed. "Nobody that has ever heard you sing would ever accuse you of being a Siren" he replied. "Odysseus wouldn't have been begging his crew to untie him from the mast, he would have been begging them to fill
his ears with beeswax too."
"Gee, thanks Dad."
"Just calling it as I see it, Honey" Ian replied as the girl now took off her hat too as she warmed up. "You have many fine talents, being able to hold a tune is
not one of them."
If that was merely a subjective opinion, and not an objective fact, Philomena might have argued with him but melodious her singing voice was not. Part of that was down to the gills and how they connected up to her regular respiratory system, it messed with hitting the high notes somehow, but most of it was down to her being tone deaf. "How was the biology department at the university?" she asked, changing the subject.
"Friendly people, some of the lab equipment was a little quaint compared to what we have back home, and their library resources leave a lot to be desired, but I think I'll be happy enough working there for a while" Ian replied. "Oh, and I got you a pet while I was there" the genetic engineer added, smiling.
"A pet?" Philomena queried, wondering if it was some kind of genetically-engineered cat or something.
"They had quite a few of them at the lab, they breed pretty fast so when I asked if I could borrow a tank and take one home they were okay with it" Johanson told her. "It's in here" he continued, heading off towards the living room with Philomena following.
When she got there Philomena took stock of the large fish tank now resting on the dining table and its inhabitant. "That is one ugly fish" she opined, looking at it.
"Ah, but what it lacks in good looks it makes up for in character" her father declared. "This one is used to be handled" he said, reaching into the tank and gently taking hold of it, the fish not trying to evade but placidly seeming to accept being picked up.
To Philomena's surprise her father lifted the fish out of the water and placed it on the table beside the tank. Rather than immediately seeming to panic and thrash about like a normal fish would as it began to drown in air the creature remained placid and just seemed to look around.
"It's amphibious" Philomena realised.
"Species name
Amphibius Alphardis, usually called the Alphard Mudskipper" Ian Johanson told her. "Not quite fully grown, it'll reach just over twenty centimetres when it is" he continued, reaching for a small plastic container, taking the lid off and pouring some food on the table near the fish.
The mudskipper immediately spotted the food and the reason why its fins were so misshapen compared to an ordinary fish became obvious as it employed them like legs to make its way across the table towards the food which it started to devour.
"Back home on Alphard they eat algae, but they find the algae from the sea here too salty so they prefer cabbage of all things" Johanson told her as the mudskipper devoured the green plants.
"Not a saltwater fish then?" Philomena assumed.
"Native to a freshwater inland sea called Lerna on the Hydrae continent" her father replied. "They climb out of the water to feed on the mudflats by the water, and to avoid predators if necessary. They're a true amphibian, just as happy breathing air as they are water, although they don't spend too much time out of the water in daytime. Poor little things get sunburn."
"You'd better put that back in the water before it wanders off" Philomena advised as the mudskipper finished off what it was eating and started looking around. "Pet fish shouldn't need a leash."
Ian Johanson gently picked the mudskipper back up and placed it back in its tank. "It's adorable, isn't it?" he asked as it started swimming. "We should get it some aquatic plants for its tank. Ones that it won't eat but aren't toxic either."
Philomena looked at the fish askance. "You only think its adorable because its amphibious" she decided, wondering if some of her DNA would have come from this thing if it had been native to Frobisher instead of Alphard.
"Nonsense. You're amphibious and I don't think
you're adorable" Johanson replied, trying and failing to look serious about it.
"Hey!"
"I mean you
used to be fairly adorable when you were small, but the taller you got the less adorable you became" Johanson told her, tongue-in-cheek. "Whatever traces of adorableness you still had vanished right about the time you turned thirteen and started talking back and swimming off in a huff when you were angry with us."
"Okay so you think its adorable because it's amphibious
and small" Philomena slightly adjusted her position.
"You don't think it's neat that we're looking at a species that is probably in the process of doing what our ancestors on Terra did nearly four hundred million years ago, crawl out of the oceans and start to colonise the land?" Johanson asked.
Philomena thought about that. "As a member of a human sub-species heading in the opposite direction I can't help but think that one of us has it
badly wrong" she eventually replied.
"I guess we'll just have to rely on natural selection to sort out who has it right then. Loser goes extinct" the geneticist replied in jest. "While we're on the subject of extinction, or rather the need to avoid it, the head of the biology department came to me with a warning that keeping all our eggs in one basket on Frobisher might be unwise given that your sub-species is only one global cataclysm away from going the way of the Trilobite."
"The seas here are too cold for us" Philomena replied quickly.
"Nonsense, you are all perfectly capable of surviving in the waters here" Johanson replied.
"I don't mean it would kill us, I mean nobody with any sense would
want to live in these waters" Philomena explained. "They have icebergs, actual
icebergs here" she exclaimed, shivering just from thinking about it.
"The department head was actually thinking about Niops VI which is a few degrees warmer, at least on the side that always faces the sun, although the strength of the ocean currents generated by the temperature differential between the two hemispheres could cause problems of their own" Johanson noted. "I actually suggested a small colony on Alphard within the Lerna Sea, that should be comfortably warm enough for you."
Philomena frowned. "Freshwater though?"
"Think of it as an opportunity to test if we were successful in making you a euryhaline species" the genetist joked.
"I already
know I can
breathe fresh water, I used to do it in the bath remember, it's just that we've always lived in the ocean."
"Only because Frobisher has barely any rivers and is entirely lacking in lakes" Johanson replied. "I remember the time you forgot to rinse away all the residue left behind by your mother's scented soaps first before putting your head under and opening your gills in the bath."
Philomena nearly gagged with the memory. "They itched for a week after that and everything, and I mean
everything, smelled like lavender for days" she recalled with an involuntary shudder. "That scent still makes me gag now."
"Maybe that's my fault for not considering that eventuality when I helped engineer your grandparents" the genetic engineer remarked. "The need for lavender-proof gills just wasn't on my sonar I suppose" he admitted, smiling. "Any cute boys at school? You know mother will ask about that."
"None with a fish fetish as far as I could tell" Philomena replied sarcastically, ignoring her father's look of disapproval in response to that. "I don't think bald, built-in flippers and huge eyes is considered all that attractive here."
Ian Johanson nodded. "Having once been a teenage boy myself, admittedly many,
many decades ago, I can offer some advice there" he said.
"Yeah?"
"Wear a low-cut top and they won't be looking at anything higher than your neck" Johanson suggested, holding back laughter.
"DAD!" Philomena exclaimed, her cheeks going bright red with embarrassment.
"All I'm saying is that if you want them to think something other than 'fish' then drawing attention to your mammalian features is a sure-fire way to do it" Johanson told her. "Scientifically speaking."
"I can't
believe you sometimes" Philomena told him, shaking her head in disbelief.
"If your Mom hadn't given much the same advice to your biological mother when she was working as my lab assistant, and trying to get your biological father to notice her, you wouldn't even exist" Johanson told the girl. "The bikini had a lot more impact than the lab-coat
ever did."
"GAH!"
"You know we didn't just take you in when they died in that accident because we loved you and your parents, we did it because we were both partially responsible for your existence, me with the gene-splicing, Eleanor with the matchmaking."
"Okay, that's enough. I don't want to think about this anymore" Philomena told him seriously. "What are we having for dinner?" she asked.
"Your Mom is picking up take-out on the way home" Ian Johanson told her.
"Those noodles again?" Philomena asked hopefully. The weather might be awful but the food here was great, much more variety than on Frobisher.
"Either that or fried chicken."
"Also sounds pretty good" Philomena replied, frankly anything that wasn't the usual fish and edible seaweed from back home was fine by her. She didn't like people staring at her here but the food on Niops was
fantastic, almost as good as the movies and gameshows they had on television.
"What did they feed you at school?"
"Some kind of salad with ham in it. At least I
think it was ham, it was okay though" Philomena told him. "They seemed surprised I didn't have any special dietary requirements."
Ian Johanson rolled his eyes. "I take it as a personal insult that we would have engineered you to be restricted in what you can eat" he said. "The whole idea was to make you
more adaptable not less."
"That's what I told them" Philomena replied. "I'm not sure if they believed me when I said I could eat stuff with so much ammonia or other chemicals in it that it would make them ill" she said. "Not that I
like the taste or smell of ammonia."
"We'll we didn't want to mess with your tastebuds, we might have accidentally stopped you appreciating a good steak, not that you ever had one before we got here" Johanson replied, reaching for the television remote. "I wanted to catch the news in case they mention us again."
"Maybe you need to splice together some amphibious cows so we can have steak and burgers back home?" Philomena suggested, grinning as he switched on the viewscreen which was already tuned to the news channel.
"
… continues to top the rankings in the Gunslinger Program. When asked for comment by our correspondent reporting on the competition, mechwarrior Wilhelm Sampson, better known by his nom de guerre of 'Billy the Kid', attributed his outstanding victories in both the Heavy and Medium weight classes to taking recreational drugs, drinking to excess, and dropping out of school" the male news presenter said with a disapproving expression, an image of the mechwarrior in question appearing in one corner of the screen.
"Hey, I've seen that guy, Sampson I mean," Philomena realised. "A couple of the girls at school have his picture in their lockers."
"
In response SLDF High Command have issued a press statement saying that mechwarrior Sampson was only joking and that he will be reprimanded for doing so in a manner that could have led impressionable youth astray" the newscaster reported.
Ian Johanson chuckled. "So, the most skilled mechwarrior on the planet is a young, good-looking guy with a rebellious streak" he observed. "Really makes you wonder what the teenage girls might see in him" he said sardonically before grinning.
"It's a mystery" Philomena replied deadpan.
"
In other news, record grain harvests on Alphard this year are expected to lower the price of staple foods significantly over the next few months" the newscaster announced. "
The Office of the High Associator has claimed that this is another example of how investing taxpayer's money in other systems pays dividends to our citizens in the medium-to-long term, noting that the grain yields per acre that have been achieved his year were only possible thanks to irrigation projects funded by the Niops Association. Those of us who have come to enjoy a large glass or two of imported Alphard Ale at the bar of an evening have extra reason to celebrate, as increased production of wheat and maize on Alphard means that more Fonio, the type of millet used in its production, is available for the brewing industry rather than being made into porridge or bread" he said happily.
"I've tried that beer, it's not bad" Johanson remarked. "Better than what we could make on Frobisher anyway."
"
Germanium production on Alphard also continues to increase month-by-month, although the government refutes as 'scurrilous' the rumours that this is because guards at the Crux Penal Colony have been issued electric cattle-prods from Francas to motivate the prisoners into working harder in the mines" the newscaster said. "
Increased automation and heavy-duty mining equipment imported from the Free Worlds League are stated to be the sole reason for the increase in the output of germanium ore, and the government has offered to allow both the press and independent observers access to the facility to investigate for themselves if the allegations of mistreatment of the inmates have any merit."
"Penal Colony?" Philomena queried.
"Someone mentioned it in the university when we were talking about Alphard earlier, it's on a different continent than the inland sea where the mudskippers live" Johanson replied. "Captured pirates and slavers put to work swinging pickaxes so I heard."
Philomena thought about that. "Pirates and slavers? Well ****** those guys then" she decided eventually.
"Language!" Ian Johanson rebuked her sharply.
"Sorry" Philomena apologised.
"
… in other mining news, recruitment on Comstock for people to work in the new coltan mine on the Hydrae continent continues, although take-up has been reportedly worse than expected due to both lower unemployment and an improving standard of living on Comstock itself as it recovers from its decades-long economic and societal malaise" the television newscaster said. "
The fifty percent government-owned Hydrae Mining Corporation that was established last year has warned shareholders that it may need to increase wages in order to meet recruitment targets and that this will negatively impact expected dividends for the next few years.
Deemed a strategically vital resource, the extraction and processing of coltan ore has been deemed a high priority by the government's Strategic Planning Committee since the ore contain large amounts of tantalum, necessary for our expanding electronics industry, and niobium, itself used in both the production of specialised steels and superalloys. Any viewers interested in knowing more should make sure to tune into our special report on mineral extraction in the protectorates, and its implications for the future of the Niops Association scheduled for Tuesday evening."
"Sounds riveting. I'd make sure to watch it but I'm washing my hair that evening" Philomena said wryly. "Can we switch to the gameshow channel instead?" she requested. "The show where you have to answer questions while they throw beanbags at you is on soon" she told him. That was hilarious, especially the bonus round where the mechanical flinger was sped up.
"Not yet" Johanson replied, he wasn't a fan of the gameshow channel which was a weird mix of education, comedy sadism and complete idiocy.
"
And finally, before we switch over to our other studio where our regular panel of experts will be discussing the latest news from the Inner Sphere and the ongoing war there, High Associator Giles Olson answered questions today regarding how the Associator will approach the Frobisher controversy."
"You know, all things considered, I'd prefer my very existence
not to be controversial" Philomena remarked drily.
"
Unwilling to comment on government policy that is yet to be decided the High Associator did however offer his personal thoughts, saying that if he had been in charge on Terra back when the Frobisher project was begun he would have vetoed the whole thing due to the ethical issues involved in human experimentation."
"Not great" Johanson replied, frowning.
"
However, he then went on to add that since the human sub-species known as Homo Sapiens Amphibia had, in fact, been created well over a hundred years ago, then he believed it would be morally wrong to let an entire race become extinct when the Niops Association could help prevent that. This he said was particularly the case as the people of Frobisher were Terran Hegemony citizens who had the same legal rights and protections as any other citizens and the government therefore had a duty of care towards them."
Philomena rolled her eyes. "Hey, we might be freaks but at least they accept we're people."
"I have a dream that one day my creations will live in a nation where they will not be judged by the sequencing of their DNA but by the content of their character" Ian Johanson declared in a haughty tone of voice, his expression indicating he was being rather less than serious however.
"You know if you keep referring to yourself as 'the creator' then one day God might get pissed and decide to teach you a lesson about hubris and humility Dad" Philomena warned.
"Total amateur, he didn't even make his own creations flood-proof like I did. What kind of half-assed species needs an ark to survive a global deluge anyway?" Johanson joked.
Philomena looked at him. "You know your sense of humour is more blasphemous and contrary to the will of the almighty than anything you've
ever done in a lab" she told him. "It's a good thing that the only people that might face getting burned at the stake here are the ones that claim to have invented perpetual motion."
"A little harsh, but objectively what more suitable punishment could there
be for anyone that doubts the inviolable truth of thermodynamics?" Ian Johanson wanted to know, sounding so sincere about it Philomena didn't know if he was kidding or not.
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Note from the Author:The Rim Worlds Republic under Amaris actually did have a secret underwater battlmech factory on Kwangjong-ni although the SLDF never found it (Defiance Industries did eventually) so military gear being produced in secret underwater bases is very much a thing in Battletech.
In canon Frobisher only had a population of only 4500 by the year 3095, depite the colony being four centuries old by that point. Even though it likely had a declining population over the years there were never very many people living their (gentically engineered or otherwise) so to Philomena born there the capital city of Niops VII is going to seem like a huge metropolis (there are more teenagers attending Joseph-Louis Lagrange Memorial High School alone than there are children in total on Frobisher). Niops VII is also going to seem very, very cold to her.
I somehow suspect that astrology is unlikely to be thought of too highly in a society founded by astronomers and astrophysicists.
Jennifer McEvedy is a great believer in the notion that winning is what really counts and that playing fair is for suckers. As such she looks at Philomena and doesn't think 'big-eyed freak' but rather 'easy win for us in the swimming competition'. Where she gets that attitude from is of course a mystery.
Mechwarrior Wilhelm Sampson, AKA 'Billy the Kid' (last seen fighting the Blood Rain in Part XIV) has become a minor celebrity, thanks to performing so well in the Gunslinger Program. His scores are much higher than his promotion prospects.
If Homo Sapiens Amphibia were not engineered to be a euryhaline species (able to cope with waters of differing salinity) then the scientists on Frobisher really messed up their design requirements for an adaptable human sub-species. Having a colony of Frobisher originated people living in the freshwater Lerna Sea along with the Alphard Mudskipper amused me as an idea. According to Handbook: Major Periphery States mudskippers are eaten on Alphard as a delicacy, though an acquired taste apparently, but Frobishers keeping them as pets instead has appeal. Handbook: Major Periphery States also notes that large amounts of Tantalum and Niobium are produced from Coltan ore on Alphard (both very useful materials).