That Necrosia recipe reminds me of the episode of Red Dwarf where Lister is stranded and has to eat dog food to survive and he remarks after eating a spoonful “Now I know why dogs lick their testicles; to get the taste of the food out of their mouth”.
The Steiner Assault Recon drink, while also not something to my tastes, seems to at least be done right. Go heavy or go home.