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Liam's Ghost

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"Battlemaster" Helmer: A bit of shame based nostalgia
« on: 19 February 2024, 21:42:34 »
This is approximately the mech my primary character used to use back in the days when I was young and toxic, and I felt like wallowing in the old days when I was a scum lord and before I decided to try to be interesting.


BattleMaster BLR-1G Helmer

Mass: 85 tons
Chassis: Hollis Mark X Endo-Steel
Power Plant: VOX 340
Cruising Speed: 43.2 kph
Maximum Speed: 64.8 kph
Jump Jets: Standard
     Jump Capacity: 120 meters
Armor: StarGuard IV
Armament:
     3 ER PPC
Manufacturer: Hollis Incorporated,Earthwerks-FWL, Inc.
     Primary Factory: Corey,Keystone
Communication System: HarfordCo COM 4000
Targeting & Tracking System: HarfordCo XKZ 1
Introduction Year: 3052
Tech Rating/Availability: F/X-X-D-D
Cost: 20,611,343 C-bills

Type: BattleMaster
Technology Base: Clan (Standard)
Tonnage: 85
Battle Value: 3,180

Equipment                                          Mass
Internal Structure                                  8.5
Engine                        340 XL               13.5
   Walking MP: 4
   Running MP: 6
   Jumping MP: 4
Double Heat Sink              25 [50]                15
Gyro                                                  4
Cockpit                                               3
Armor Factor                  240                    15

                          Internal   Armor   
                          Structure  Value   
     Head                    3         9     
     Center Torso            27        40   
     Center Torso (rear)               11   
     R/L Torso               18        28   
     R/L Torso (rear)                  8     
     R/L Arm                 14        24   
     R/L Leg                 18        30   


Right Arm Actuators: Shoulder, Upper Arm, Lower Arm, Hand
Left Arm Actuators: Shoulder, Upper Arm, Lower Arm, Hand

Weapons
and Ammo              Location  Critical   Heat    Tonnage   
Double Heat Sink         LL        2        -       1.0   
ER PPC                   CT        2        15      6.0   
Targeting Computer       RT        4        -       4.0   
2 Jump Jet               RT        2        -       2.0   
2 Double Heat Sink       RT        4        -       2.0   
2 Double Heat Sink       LA        4        -       2.0   
ER PPC                   LA        2        15      6.0   
2 Jump Jet               LT        2        -       2.0   
4 Double Heat Sink       LT        8        -       4.0   
Double Heat Sink         RL        2        -       1.0   
2 Double Heat Sink       RA        4        -       2.0   
ER PPC                   RA        2        15      6.0   
   
Features the following design quirks: Command Mek, Weak Head Armor (1)
Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show an immediate latency of 44.6 years. So if you're thirty or over you're laughing. Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you've forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

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Giovanni Blasini

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Re: "Battlemaster" Helmer: A bit of shame based nostalgia
« Reply #1 on: 19 February 2024, 22:43:15 »
You know, swap the center ER PPC for an LPL and you have a Royal BattleMaster IIC.
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Re: "Battlemaster" Helmer: A bit of shame based nostalgia
« Reply #2 on: 20 February 2024, 03:15:17 »
You know, swap the center ER PPC for an LPL and you have a Royal BattleMaster IIC.

Natural selection was one of the first two battletech novels I read, and at the time I was quite enamored with the Red Corsair's battlemaster.
Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show an immediate latency of 44.6 years. So if you're thirty or over you're laughing. Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you've forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

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Re: "Battlemaster" Helmer: A bit of shame based nostalgia
« Reply #3 on: 20 February 2024, 19:36:42 »
Ah, clanner tech... I was initially wondering about what you meant by "toxic"... ;D

Giovanni Blasini

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Re: "Battlemaster" Helmer: A bit of shame based nostalgia
« Reply #4 on: 20 February 2024, 20:10:01 »
Ah, clanner tech... I was initially wondering about what you meant by "toxic"... ;D

I mean, I get it:  It can alpha strike and jump with three Clan ER PPCs and a targeting computer.  That it has an XL engine only slightly reduces the level of cheese.  But sometimes, canon produces munchkiness on close to this level, too.
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Re: "Battlemaster" Helmer: A bit of shame based nostalgia
« Reply #5 on: 20 February 2024, 20:29:52 »
Having had my own "win at all costs" stage, I can't criticize.

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Re: "Battlemaster" Helmer: A bit of shame based nostalgia
« Reply #6 on: 20 February 2024, 20:44:54 »
My stage of that resulted in replacing LRM-10s with 10 Small Lasers... both of which models exist elsewhere on this board... ;)

 

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