[Wombat, understanding all of about five words, nods with a big toothy grin at Pensiveswetness while fumbling in his pouch. As he nods his head, the distinct sound of a ping-pong ball being shaken inside a coffee can can be heard. A moment later, Wombat pulls out a pair of handcuffs and handcuffs himself to Pensiveswetness, straps on a pair of goggles and a chinguard, and taps his foot nervously as if waiting for something to happen.]
*ding*
[Wombat pulls a pair of oven mitts on and, opening his pouch like an oven door, pulls out a rather large pot labeled "Chili Inferno". Wombat smiles a big toothy grin as he proceeds to drink it, and then eats the pot at as well. Wombat proceeds to belge a few flames.]
*Uuuuuuurp!*
[Wombat starts to vibrate, slow at first, but with gaining intensity...]