Author Topic: The Curmudgeonly Dank and Unpleasantly Moist Underground Lair of Achoo (Read 143484 times)

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1260 on:** 18 April 2015, 20:57:44 »

Isn't that the other way around in reverse of something?

MoparMessiah · « **Reply #1261 on:** 20 April 2015, 18:25:16 »

Nope it's totally straight up

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1262 on:** 09 May 2015, 21:00:01 »

Around here the only thing that is straight up is [censored]. >:D

Taelus · « **Reply #1263 on:** 11 May 2015, 18:25:10 »

Grabs a beer and popcorn and watchs the world famous Wombat explode, again.

Amazing. Still going boom after all this time. Looks at popcorn with a questioning
look. "Who made this popcorn?"

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1264 on:** 11 May 2015, 18:33:31 »

Is that BoP Industries Theater Butter Popcorn, Extended Snacking Edition?

Taelus · « **Reply #1265 on:** 11 May 2015, 18:56:17 »

Just wondering if Wombat had anything to do with the pop corn. ???
Things might happen. Like when When Wombat made

Inferno chili IIC.

That is a blast from the past. >:D

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1266 on:** 11 May 2015, 20:40:15 »

I could have swore the Chile Inferno I I was made using the stone soup method.
I tell you, that was one tasty stone.

Taelus · « **Reply #1267 on:** 12 May 2015, 11:25:15 »

Stone soup ??? Is ths a clan thing?

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1268 on:** 12 May 2015, 18:53:49 »

Only the poor clans

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1269 on:** 13 May 2015, 17:41:58 »

Technically it is a Taurian thing involving a somewhat shady deal with a Sea Fox merchant.......

Taelus · « **Reply #1270 on:** 14 May 2015, 10:33:52 »

Shady soup deal. 8)

truetanker · « **Reply #1271 on:** 14 May 2015, 16:00:05 »

I prefer the Airplane Jet engine Trial, the Case of the Missing Pouch and Pouch of Lost Time...

And now I must go, and wash my Beauty that is my Tank!

ta-ta!

TT

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1272 on:** 09 July 2015, 14:46:32 »

Time to air out the lair.

(Achoo goes into the restroom and turns on the exhaust fan, which sounds a lot like a huge turboprop. As the air swirls about sucking everything light enough to be sucked up, like Wombat of possibly small children. Achoo walks about the bar spraying the floor down with a firehose, the water from which is also sucked out of the lair more than slightly resembling a waterspout.)

wolfgar · « **Reply #1273 on:** 18 July 2015, 11:19:06 »

*puts on the manacles chaining himself to the wall* time to be a body kite

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1274 on:** 18 July 2015, 20:29:18 »

[Liberally washes down Wolfgar with the firehose, just to be sure.]

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1275 on:** 19 July 2015, 01:04:02 »

Hey wait, I just had my skeleton replaced with a much lighter composite material
*gets sucked out of the vent*

truetanker · « **Reply #1276 on:** 20 July 2015, 16:44:15 »

* Rumbles up in his tank *

Free washes today!

WOOT!

TT

Wombat · « **Reply #1277 on:** 21 July 2015, 07:29:02 »

*sploosh*

[Wombat snores loudly and wakes up in the middle of the salad bar...again. He sleepily opens his widdle eyes and looks around, wiping the crust off his lips with what was (probably) macaroni salad. He sits up and narrowly hits his head on the sneeze guard, and catches a glimpse of his reflection.]

"Why do I have Truetanker's underwear on my head?"

[Wombat shrugs. These questions usually have an answer that wouldn't concern him even if he found out, nor would he have the attention span to hear the story to completion; so Wombat proceeds to give himself a bird bath in the guacamole dip. The sound of a small marsupial bathing in green goop after he removes his soiled marsupial suit and... <<THIS PORTION HAS BEEN DEEMED UNACCEPTABLE FOR VIEWERS BELOW THE AGE OF 91...WE FAST FORWARD THE STORY FOR YOUR OWN CLEANLINESS AND SANITY OF MIND>> ...zips it back up, removing the bits of lamb chops and BirdofPrey's gym shorts as he does.]

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1278 on:** 21 July 2015, 15:51:15 »

*A random lunge chair morphs into BoP*
OI, I thought I told you to stay out of my locker, Wombat.

Wombat · « **Reply #1279 on:** 22 July 2015, 05:04:14 »

"Where else am I going to keep those man-eating snails?"

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1280 on:** 22 July 2015, 07:37:08 »

I set up a warehouse across the street for man eating creatures.

Geeze, don't you ever look at the pictures on the bulletins I put out?

Wombat · « **Reply #1281 on:** 22 July 2015, 13:08:39 »

[Seeing as Wombat both has the inability to read combined with the attention span of a goldfish, Wombat blinks a few times and begins finger-painting on BirdofPrey's nipples with some mustard.]

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1282 on:** 22 July 2015, 22:07:13 »

[And with that Achoo turns the fire hose on both Wombat and BoP to try and wash that image out of his mine and most especially out of his dank and unpleasant underground lair which, thanks to Wombat, is mostly open to the sky and is rapidly filling up with water because Truetankers underwear has clogged the drain.]

Wombat · « **Reply #1283 on:** 22 July 2015, 22:30:37 »

"Boxers or briefs?"

[Wombat shrugs.]

"...hey inquiring minds want to know."

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1284 on:** 23 July 2015, 00:15:00 »

Boxer-briefs are superior.

Wombat · « **Reply #1285 on:** 23 July 2015, 07:56:17 »

"...and make a superior sling shot when you peel away the elastic."

"....or so I'm told."

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1286 on:** 24 July 2015, 21:18:18 »

[Achoo floats by in a life raft, still trying to wash down the lair.....]

BirdofPrey · « **Reply #1287 on:** 24 July 2015, 21:27:33 »

Hey wombat doesn't that doughnut Achoo is in look delicious?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #1288 on:** 25 July 2015, 13:09:37 »

[Achoo washes BoP down even further with the firehose as the depth of the water continues to rise in the lair.....]

truetanker · « **Reply #1289 on:** 25 July 2015, 18:57:16 »

Oh! You've found my oilrag shorts, thanks.

I tend to forget where I leave them, as I prefer commando over anything else. Being a Cyborg and all.

* Tosses Wombat an energy drink made with hot sauce and laced with heavy sugar syrup and a hint of lemon-lime. *

TT
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