"Gunnery? See that incoming full cat launch off that Thera?"
"Yessir."
"I don't want to."
"Roger sir, removing that battlegrid section now."
Yes, you read that correctly.
Ninety-six Piranha launchers.
Purgatory Missile Defense Cruiser
Mass: 550,000 tons
Technology Base: Inner Sphere (Advanced)
Introduced: 3145
Mass: 550,000
Battle Value: 124,470
Tech Rating/Availability: E/X-X-X-F
Cost: 21,116,474,000 C-bills
Fuel: 15,000 tons (37,500)
Safe Thrust: 4
Maximum Thrust: 6
Sail Integrity: 4
KF Drive Integrity: 12
Heat Sinks: 957 (1914)
Structural Integrity: 60
Armor
Nose: 93
Fore Sides: 78/78
Aft Sides: 69/69
Aft: 45
Cargo
Bay 1: Small Craft (6) 2 Doors
Bay 2: Cargo (47552.5 tons) 2 Doors
Ammunition:
80 rounds of NAC/20 ammunition (0.8 tons),
1,920 rounds of Piranha ammunition (19,600 tons)
Dropship Capacity: 4
Grav Decks: 2 (80 m, 100 m)
Escape Pods: 26
Life Boats: 26
Crew: 50 officers, 127 enlisted/non-rated, 119 gunners, 30 bay personnel, 24 marines
Notes: Equipped with
lithium-fusion battery system
1 Mobile Hyperpulse Generators (Mobile HPG)
1 Satellite Imager [Infrared Imager]
1 Satellite Imager [High-Resolution (Hi-Res) Imager]
1 Satellite Imager [Look-Down Radar]
1 Satellite Imager [Hyperspectral Imager]
1 Naval Comm-Scanner Suite (Large)
660 tons of improved ferro-aluminum armor.
Weapons: Capital Attack Values (Standard)
Arc (Heat) Heat SRV MRV LRV ERV Class
Nose (628 Heat)
1 Naval Laser 55 85 6(55) 6(55) 6(55) 6(55) Capital Laser
12 Sub-Capital Missile Launcher (Piranha) 108 36(360) 36(360) 36(360) 0(0) Sub-Capital Missile
Piranha Ammo (240 shots)
12 Sub-Capital Missile Launcher (Piranha) 108 36(360) 36(360) 36(360) 0(0) Sub-Capital Missile
Piranha Ammo (240 shots)
1 Naval PPC (Heavy) 225 15(150) 15(150) 15(150) 15(150) Capital PPC
6 Large VSP Laser 60 6(60) 4(42) 0(0) 0(0) Pulse Laser
6 Laser AMS 42 2(18) 0(0) 0(0) 0(0) AMS
FRS/FLS (408 Heat)
12 Sub-Capital Missile Launcher (Piranha) 108 36(360) 36(360) 36(360) 0(0) Sub-Capital Missile
Piranha Ammo (240 shots)
12 Sub-Capital Missile Launcher (Piranha) 108 36(360) 36(360) 36(360) 0(0) Sub-Capital Missile
Piranha Ammo (240 shots)
6 Large VSP Laser 60 6(60) 4(42) 0(0) 0(0) Pulse Laser
6 ER PPC 90 6(60) 6(60) 6(60) 0(0) PPC
6 Laser AMS 42 2(18) 0(0) 0(0) 0(0) AMS
RBS/LBS (598 Heat)
12 Sub-Capital Missile Launcher (Piranha) 108 36(360) 36(360) 36(360) 0(0) Sub-Capital Missile
Piranha Ammo (240 shots)
1 Naval Laser 55 85 6(55) 6(55) 6(55) 6(55) Capital Laser
2 Naval Autocannon (NAC/20) 120 40(400) 40(400) 40(400) 0(0) Capital AC
NAC/20 Ammo (40 shots)
1 Naval PPC (Heavy) 225 15(150) 15(150) 15(150) 15(150) Capital PPC
6 Large VSP Laser 60 6(60) 4(42) 0(0) 0(0) Pulse Laser
ARS/ALS (192 Heat)
6 Large VSP Laser 60 6(60) 4(42) 0(0) 0(0) Pulse Laser
6 ER PPC 90 6(60) 6(60) 6(60) 0(0) PPC
6 Laser AMS 42 2(18) 0(0) 0(0) 0(0) AMS
Aft (145 Heat)
1 Naval Laser 55 85 6(55) 6(55) 6(55) 6(55) Capital Laser
6 Large VSP Laser 60 6(60) 4(42) 0(0) 0(0) Pulse Laser
I may or may not have just been playing HW Mobile and are a little bit weekend drunk.
Feel free to go wild with comments.
Because I'm leaning back in my gaming chair, laughing probably waaaaay too hard at what I think your faces look like upon seeing this loadout.