Author Topic: The Salohma Club & Mechwarrior Bar...reclaimed (Read 278874 times)

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #60 on:** 27 January 2011, 23:28:00 »

Hey...you're about ready to play both sides of a bad anime

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #61 on:** 28 January 2011, 00:31:56 »

We should NOT go there! ::)

Wombat · « **Reply #62 on:** 28 January 2011, 08:53:52 »

[A small marsupial ticket-scalper nearby appears to be selling tickets to go there.]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #63 on:** 28 January 2011, 18:33:12 »

~ looks at the Wombat, looks at...what was once Pagan, looks back at the Wombat~

Oh what the hell, I'll take one

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #64 on:** 28 January 2011, 20:42:24 »

YOU FOOL! THAT ONLY ENCOURAGES HIM TO KEEP DOINGD THINGS LIKE THIS!!!

I'll take one myself.

Wolf Reaper · « **Reply #65 on:** 28 January 2011, 21:08:26 »

WR keeps encouraging Wombat to proceed with the bizare and risky, because it has works for us so far.

BlazingSky · « **Reply #66 on:** 28 January 2011, 21:19:24 »

I was not aware that marsupials could afford the taxes on a property such as this, tell me O Blue Furred one, what patsy gave you the start up money for such a venture?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #67 on:** 28 January 2011, 21:26:09 »

Gave him money????? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The little blue criminal stole it!

Why do you think he keeps steeling pants? That's where the wallets are.

Besides, I am nominally in charge around here. Which means that I am considered to be the responsible party here.

Damn it [tickedoff]

BlazingSky · « **Reply #68 on:** 28 January 2011, 21:46:42 »

Ah well, I was hoping if I might take a sample of his DNA. I need to make a bee powerful enough to deliver sea krait venom through up to four inches of steel.

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #69 on:** 28 January 2011, 21:51:21 »

A minor piffle compared to the raw destructive power of Wombat. Won't do you any good though. He is a Toon. No DNA. Crayon, maybe, but no DNA.

BlazingSky · « **Reply #70 on:** 28 January 2011, 22:10:44 »

Hrm no DNA? Problematic. I shall just have to send a minion or two to hold him down and pluck a bit of fur.... Maybe a platoon or two...

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #71 on:** 28 January 2011, 22:31:11 »

or three, or four.... though you're more likely to get a saliva sample swabing out the bite marks

Wombat · « **Reply #72 on:** 29 January 2011, 01:30:57 »

[While everyone is piffling around with conversations that he neighter has the capacity to understand and are beneath Wombat, literally since he's attached to the ceiling fan; Wombat begins covering the floors and walls and ceilings with industrial-strength ACMEâ„¢ fly paper. Instantly everyone seems to be stuck in place. Wombat nods his widdle head and then sprinkles butter-flavored popcorn salt on Achoo and, slowly and methodically, proceeds to lick it off in short, even strokes.]

*slurp*

**SLURP!**

*slurp* *slurp*
**SLLLLLURRRRRRRP!*
*slurp*

BlazingSky · « **Reply #73 on:** 29 January 2011, 01:33:59 »

Ah good! A saliva sample! Hold still my rather creepy black stick figure man!

Wombat · « **Reply #74 on:** 29 January 2011, 01:52:25 »

[Wombat nods and opens his mouth, allowing BlazingSky to foolishly reach his hand and arm inside the...]

**CRUNCH!!**

<<THIS SCENE OF SENSELESS CARTOON VIOLENCE AND ARM REMOVAL HAS BEEN DEEMED GRAPHICLY VIOLENT IN IN POOR TASTEBY THE GREATER ACMEâ„¢ CORPORATION FOR THE VIEWING AND PARTICIPATING AUDIENCE OF THE GREATER SALOHMA CLUB AND HAS THEREFORE BEEN STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD. WE THEREFORE HAVE BACKED THE FRAME UP BY HALF-A-REEL, THEREBY REATTACHING BLAZINGSKY'S ARM AND HAVE INSTRUCTED BOTH THE WOMBAT NOT TO DISMEMBER GUESTS OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT AND INSTRUCTED BLAZINGSKY NOT TO ATTEMPT ANYTHING SO FOOLHEARTY IN THE FUTURE SHOULD HE ENJOY BEING ABLE TO COUNT TO TEN ON HIS DIGITS. WE RESTART THIS SCENE...NOW>>

Wombat: "...so I didn't just gnaw off BlazingSky's arm?"
Director Steven Spielberg: "No. We're calling a do over."
Wombat: "Do it over?"
Director Steven Spielberg: "No, a do over. We're calling a mulligan."
Wombat: "...those big bottles of water?"
Director Steven Spielberg: "No, thats Culligan."
Wombat: "I don't get it."
Director Steven Spielberg: "You can't bite his arm off, Wombat. Our insurance won't cover it. Again."
Wombat: "So we're restarting the scene?"
Director Steven Spielberg: "Yes. I just called cut and we're going to...."
Wombat: "Ohhh, so you don't want me to bite it off, you want me to cut it off?"
Director Steven Spielberg: "No. No. No. Look just stand there looking cute and lick the floor or something."
Wombat: "Can do!"
Tom Hanks: "There is something to be said for working with animals of limited intelligence."
Director Steven Spielberg: "Oddly enough, Wombat is still easier to work with than DiCaprio."

[Wombat proceeds to lick the floor.]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #75 on:** 29 January 2011, 12:44:38 »

* ShadowRaven nods knowingly towards the director. Then tries to take a step and falls forward in comedic slow motion while both feet remain firmly glued to the floor. A moment later time resumes it's more or less normal paceing leaving ShadowRaven stuck to the flypaper at three points. Both feet and his forehead. An awkward position to be sure, made all the more so by the deficet of pants, and the abundance of leg hair.

BlazingSky · « **Reply #76 on:** 29 January 2011, 13:24:32 »

*BlazingSky pulls out his copy of the script, though half of Wombat's lines seem to be marked "Improv" and the other half are "I don't know, just film him", and flips to the current scene* "Hey! I supposed to swab Achoo for the sample! I'd like my arm back please!"

Wombat · « **Reply #77 on:** 29 January 2011, 18:29:50 »

"Don't we have to dress like pirates before we can swab him?"

Scotty · « **Reply #78 on:** 29 January 2011, 18:31:04 »

Nonononono, you're thinking of the Deck, which is that guy standing in the corner.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #79 on:** 29 January 2011, 18:33:46 »

* ShadowRaven stands up with a horific ripping sound. Which, fortunately for all involved was the flypaper and floor

what's this? we're supposed to dress as pirates and deck the guy in the corner?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #80 on:** 29 January 2011, 19:40:50 »

You think you got it bad? My copy of the script says that I have to stand here, dripping with Wombat saliva, while you lunatics dress up like pirates to stop the guy with one arm, somehow glued back on, from getting a swab sample of the..............I need a beer.

BlazingSky · « **Reply #81 on:** 29 January 2011, 20:23:53 »

Bartender! A round for all! Put it on this gentlebeing's bill! *Straps a platypus to Achoo*

Wombat · « **Reply #82 on:** 29 January 2011, 21:16:20 »

"Hey now, that platypus has a family...use a goat. Oh but don't grab the polka-dotted goat, they're known for eating neckties."

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #83 on:** 29 January 2011, 22:50:36 »

and who around here is wearing a necktie?

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #84 on:** 29 January 2011, 23:17:05 »

I'll be in my throne room until it is my scene. [watch]

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #85 on:** 30 January 2011, 00:07:59 »

* ShadowRaven waits for the screaming when Achoo realises his 'throne room' is backed up and flooding the floor

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #86 on:** 30 January 2011, 00:20:00 »

Oh. Wombat has been in here again.

I'll just use one of my other thronerooms.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #87 on:** 30 January 2011, 00:21:06 »

that was....anticlimatic

The Mighty ACHOO · « **Reply #88 on:** 30 January 2011, 10:54:06 »

What would you expect? This happens all of the time. Just call in the janitor and find out ~~who~~, er, what Wombat tried to flush this time.

He was probably giving Spammie a swirly again and got carried away. Again.

ShadowRaven · « **Reply #89 on:** 30 January 2011, 16:04:39 »

See this is what I get for staying away so long. What everyone thinks of as being 'old hat' is all new and unussual to me.